Zodiac Signs as Types of Delusions

Everyone’s got a little delulu, but each sign has a flavor of it. Some live in romantic comas, others think they’re the main character in a show that doesn’t exist. Welcome to the cosmic asylum—take a seat, the stars have .
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Pisces is in a committed relationship with someone who liked their story three weeks ago. No dates. No conversations. Just vibes, a playlist, and a three-act fantasy with a soft-focus lens.
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Sagittarius will move across the world with $3 and a dream because a tarot card said “change is coming.” Their entire plan? Trust the universe and ignore Google Maps.
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Leo thinks every room is a stage, every party is a press event, and every person is secretly obsessed. Will mentally rehearse award speeches for arguments they haven't had yet.
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Libra thinks one flirtatious glance = eternal love. No need for communication or effort. The universe bring it back full circle… right?
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Cancer gets attached through eye contact and trauma bonding. They're planning anniversaries for a situationship that’s not even mutual on Instagram.
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Taurus stays in toxic patterns longer than most shows stay on Netflix because “comfort > peace.” If it’s familiar, it’s fine—even if it’s an emotional house fire.
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Gemini assumes every interaction is flirtation and every text is layered with meaning. Even the “k.” Especially the “k.”
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Virgo thinks they can turn red flags into throw blankets. Just a little love, logic, and Excel spreadsheets, and everything will be fine. (It won’t.)
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Aries makes impulsive moves and calls it growth. Burned a bridge? That was just “self-discovery.” Fell in love overnight? “Character development.”
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Capricorn thinks feelings are distractions and healing is optional. They’ll cry in spreadsheets and call it therapy.
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Aquarius believes they’re too complex to be understood. Thinks they invented existential dread and niche playlists.
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Scorpio doesn’t fall in love—they enter full surveillance mode. One wrong emoji and it's betrayal. Fully convinced they're being betrayed in 4K.